This is a real message sent over Facebook to an ex-boyfriend, please read and enjoy. So, laugh with us if you've done it before, judge us if you received this message (or something like it), but please don't repeat our mistakes...except the copy and pasting of Beyonce's Irreplacable lyrics.
im tired of texting you so im just veysheurng it! im sorry of texign you and apologzing for when u drunk text y9u, so i deltetd you from my phone b/c i still dont htink were frisdn nd i hate embarrassing myself/enhanicing your ego. so just fyi you can cll me if you want to be frineds.. it wa sa hahaha tonight b/c rach took my phoens nad i dont even know. this is my last facebook message too because im defriending you so i cna t do ths anywamore. b/c tomm youre gonna be like what a drunk btich shes so retarded and wants me and i dotn and thats no twaht i want it to be.. were friends and im sorry this happened. im constantly embrrasing myself bc thats what happens wne im drunk and i know you hate drunk girls and are gonna think im a big joke with your friends tomm... fuck that. you used to like me and i liked you then too, but now im just humiitsntgng mysef. so im done, b/c this is nt rineds. im a joke to you.
i rginks i might die tonigh ts b/c im too drunk so iun the eevnet i do, you were my frist love and i appreciate you fro that and respect that youve moved on b/c i have too so dont worry avout it and make me the biggesg fucking joke you want, b/c i know thats all i am,
hopefukly, one day till sall change. biut today the cab dricers thinks im jenna jameson athe porn star with paris hiltorn. except i didnt g to jail.
woohoo free dirnsk wfrom who knws1111111111111
PS= LASTS NGDIHT! i qwas so scared, so so scared, and you were cocky and those i wanted s.E.X. I DIDNTS! WE WERE JUS SO sacared! and i just wanted someone to protect me (as my FRIEDNS.) from the man outside, stop thinking i wnstyou, this is my last ocntecact veve,. r i hate embrarssing and you hating me like this, i want to be yroeu friend and you hate me and think im a big fucking joke. im not nad ill find a new guy. frined. whatecver.'
I will have another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable
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